[Lnc-business] Las Vegas weather

[Joshua Katz]

Dr. Lieberman passed on to me the job of reporting the weather prior to LNC
meetings.  He did not give me the job of reporting walking routes; I assume
he gave it to someone else.  I would suggest that an appropriate subject
for such an email about this meeting would be "how to die en route to the
meeting."

In order to understand what the weather will be like, it should suffice to
pull out your copy of Dante's Inferno.  It will be only a few degrees
hotter.  Dehydration will be the least of your concerns; be careful for the
risk of dessicating into a fine powder upon stepping off the plane.  I
suggest traveling with IVs in place to provide continuous fluids.  Of
course, it's a dry heat, which supposedly makes it acceptable.  Don't
believe it!  This sort of heat will flay off your skin and bleach your
bones.

As if that wasn't bad enough, you might also be interested to know that
Lake Mead is at its lowest level in history.

This concludes the weather report for this meeting.  Remember to carry an
AC unit - not a window unit, but a full on central air system - with you
everywhere you go, lest you be delayed at any point on your journey.

Joshua A. Katz
Westbrook CT Planning Commission (L in R seat)
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