[Lnc-business] updated draft of 4/15/17 LNC minutes

Sat May 13 03:42:26 EDT 2017

"at which point she turned him into a newt.  Motion to bring a duck to the
next meeting to determine if she used sorcery to manipulate this outcome
passed unanimously.  But then he got better."

-Caryn Ann

On Sat, May 13, 2017 at 1:10 AM Alicia Mattson <agmattson at gmail.com> wrote:

> At the request of Ms. Harlos, I have re-drafted that section of the
> minutes to now read as follows:
>
> Then did Sir Redpath, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, hold
> aloft the New Jersey-branded, quarter-dollar medallion (acquired on his
> last visit with The Sopranos) extracted from his Bag of Holding, signifying
> by Divine Providence that Sir McKnight (as regional representative for the
> Garden State) was to cast the medallion, and that Maid Harlos should be
> granted woman’s privilege to call the coin in the air.
>
> Then did the objectors declare that flipping strange medallions
> encapsulated within the confines of purse strings is no basis for making
> committee appointments.  Supreme executive power derives from a majority of
> the ballots, not from some farcical coinage-tossing ceremony.
>
> Their cries went ignored, the tyranny of the majority having spoken
> contrary to the sacred text of Sir Robert.
>
> With a grunt did Sir McKnight heave the medallion upward, only to be
> overcome by the natural forces described by Sir Newton.  Maid Harlos did
> cry out “New Jersey!” as the medallion plummeted to the ground, leaving Sir
> Starr with the freedom fighter George Washington side of the medallion as
> his champion.
>
> Lo, the medallion of arbitration thoroughly dissed the face of the
> founding father and landed with its homage to the state facing skyward.
> Maid Harlos did gleefully claim the mantle of authority granted to her by
> the cult of the omnipotent state, and vanquished Sir Starr to the lowly
> position of committee alternate.
>
> -Alicia
>
>
>
>
> On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 11:46 PM, Caryn Ann Harlos <
> carynannharlos at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I wasn't kidding.  I think the call is both relevant (the coin decided)
>> and is an interesting bit of history to be preserved.  If the call of the
>> coin wasn't determinative I wouldn't think it should be included (just like
>> the date nor the metal components were not) but the actual call of "New
>> Jersey" was pertinent and an interesting bit of Libertarian lore.
>>
>> -Caryn Ann
>>
>> On Wed, May 10, 2017 at 12:41 AM, Alicia Mattson <agmattson at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I thought you guys were joking, rather than making an actual request.
>>>
>>> Is it important that it happened to be a New Jersey quarter?  I also
>>> didn't note that the paper ballots after round 1 were from hotel-branded
>>> notepads and said "Wyndham Grand Pittsburgh Downtown" at the top, and "600
>>> Commonwealth Place, Pittsburgh, PA 15222 Tel: 412-594-5152
>>> <(412)%20594-5152>  Fax:  412 594-5130 <(412)%20594-5130> wyndham.com"
>>> at the bottom.
>>>
>>> If you seriously want it there, I can add it, but I thought you were
>>> kidding.
>>>
>>> -Alicia
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 11:15 AM, Caryn Ann Harlos <
>>> carynannharlos at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Was there a problem with noting that I called "New Jersey" on the coin
>>>> toss?
>>>>
>>>> -Caryn Ann
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 1:08 AM, Alicia Mattson <agmattson at gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The period for comments on the 04/15/17 draft minutes ended on Sunday.
>>>>>
>>>>> Attached is an updated version, sans Waldo.
>>>>>
>>>>> Without objection, the attached updated draft will be auto-approved on
>>>>> May 16, 2017.
>>>>>
>>>>> -Alicia
>>>>>
>>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> *In Liberty,*
>>>> *Caryn Ann Harlos*
>>>> Region 1 Representative, Libertarian National Committee (Alaska,
>>>> Arizona, Colorado, Hawaii, Kansas, Montana, Utah, Wyoming, Washington) - Caryn.Ann.
>>>> Harlos at LP.org <Caryn.Ann.Harlos at LP.org>
>>>> Communications Director, Libertarian Party of Colorado
>>>> <http://www.lpcolorado.org>
>>>> Colorado State Coordinator, Libertarian Party Radical Caucus
>>>> <http://www.lpradicalcaucus.org>
>>>> Chair, LP Historical Preservation Committee
>>>>
>>>> A haiku to the Statement of Principles:
>>>> *We defend your rights*
>>>> *And oppose the use of force*
>>>> *Taxation is theft*
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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>>
>> --
>> *In Liberty,*
>> *Caryn Ann Harlos*
>> Region 1 Representative, Libertarian National Committee (Alaska,
>> Arizona, Colorado, Hawaii, Kansas, Montana, Utah, Wyoming, Washington) - Caryn.Ann.
>> Harlos at LP.org <Caryn.Ann.Harlos at LP.org>
>> Communications Director, Libertarian Party of Colorado
>> <http://www.lpcolorado.org>
>> Colorado State Coordinator, Libertarian Party Radical Caucus
>> <http://www.lpradicalcaucus.org>
>> Chair, LP Historical Preservation Committee
>>
>> A haiku to the Statement of Principles:
>> *We defend your rights*
>> *And oppose the use of force*
>> *Taxation is theft*
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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-- 
*In Liberty,*
*Caryn Ann Harlos*
Region 1 Representative, Libertarian National Committee (Alaska, Arizona,
Colorado, Hawaii, Kansas, Montana, Utah, Wyoming, Washington) - Caryn.Ann.
Harlos at LP.org <Caryn.Ann.Harlos at LP.org>
Communications Director, Libertarian Party of Colorado
<http://www.lpcolorado.org>
Colorado State Coordinator, Libertarian Party Radical Caucus
<http://www.lpradicalcaucus.org>
Chair, LP Historical Preservation Committee

A haiku to the Statement of Principles:
*We defend your rights*
*And oppose the use of force*
*Taxation is theft*
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